FoxTrot by Bill Amend for March 13, 2011
Transcript:
Jason: See ya. Andy: Better wear a coat. It's windy out. Jason: Windy? How windy? Andy: Pretty windy. Jason: Do you know which direction it's blowing? North? South? East? West? Andy: Um, kinda right to left, when you go out the front door. Jason: Aaaa! That's the direction I walk to school! I'll have the wind at my back the whole way! Andy: That's usually thought of as a good thing. Jason: Maybe in olden times, but not anymore! Andy: What's changed? Marcus: Nice Bieber hair. Jason: Don't let me near a mirror, ok?
rayannina over 13 years ago
Uh-oh – make sure Eileen Jacobsen doesn’t see him!
comicgos over 13 years ago
In the olden times people didn’t wear a mop on their heads.
BigChiefDesoto over 13 years ago
RIGHT!!
abatheguy over 13 years ago
Enter Ozzy: “What’s a Bieber?” :)
HeckleMeElmo over 13 years ago
Hey, Jason, ever wonder why that green thing you’re wearing is called a “hoodie”?
kraftjeff over 13 years ago
Oh look the Biebster standing next to his locker wishing he had used the hoodie.
kraftjeff over 13 years ago
Of course the Beibster gets a haircut so his hair doesn’t have that Jason Fox look to it now :D
barbhinkins over 13 years ago
Coulda used a scrunchie
Bittermelon of Truth over 13 years ago
Well that hoodie will come in handy now, if only to conceal his identity from the 8 year olds with a Bieber crush :P
skeeterhawk over 13 years ago
When I first heard the name, I had to laugh (still do). If that were my last name, I’d change it right away. It’s German for beaver. These days with the connotations - ha ha. If Marcus hadn’t mentioned Bieber, I wouldn’t have known. Never heard the kid sing. Probably never will.
Biltil Premium Member over 13 years ago
If Beieber wants to be really popular he should shave his head. Everyone loves a shaved Bieber ;)
Calvin Nelson Nelson Premium Member over 13 years ago
Waiting in line at PAXEast to see Bill talk! Yah!
ZetaZeta over 13 years ago
@skeeterhawk: Just Bieber doesn’t know what German is. Just Google “justin bieber german fail” or something like that.
jeffreydahn over 13 years ago
German for beaver is biber, not bieber.
orz over 13 years ago
xmfd nice one
edrush over 13 years ago
Aw, geez, Biltil, we certainly don’t need any more ugly skinheads running around.
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 13 years ago
Spike it, Jason. Then you’ll be a Super Saiyan!
Nnaattaalliiee over 13 years ago
Woot….love the B reference. It can be worse than swearing for some….thumbs up Bill!
skews_me over 13 years ago
At first I thought it going to be about the nuclear fallout from Japan blowing our direction.
cwreenactor over 13 years ago
“The horror. The horror.”
comicgirl1000 over 13 years ago
i think it looks better on jason then bieber
skeeterhawk over 13 years ago
Just for the trivia of it–not that it’s worth mentioning. The name Bieber comes from der Biber, both meaning beaver and pronounced the same. A fellow writer has the name Bieberdorf, and seems proud that it means beaver village. Hmm.
bryan42 over 13 years ago
I’ve never heard of this Beiber but by the comments I guess he’s the latest toy-boy band craze. This, too, shall pass.
Colt9033 over 13 years ago
It just accrued to me, should Jason be like graduated from college by now and being torchered by his own son?
Rakkav over 13 years ago
Groucho Marx’s “Whatever It Is, I’m Against It” seems to be Jason’s de facto theme song for anything outside his narrow geeky interest cluster.
It’s a good thing he’s not like me then and now, interested in practically everything. Then he’d be more dangerous than Calvin and Lio put together.
greatawesomenate over 13 years ago
NEVER SAY NEVER!!!!!!! LOL!!!
ReneeZimbodgi over 12 years ago
Here’s a good line I can’t use becuase i don’t actually have anything against Justin, but: I have beiber fever. his face makes me puke.
Comics Master over 10 years ago
I kinda like the hair actually
callak about 8 years ago
That’s why you wear a hat sometimes!
Dizz-Z over 6 years ago
No
me_the_polish_gull over 3 years ago
Soorry!
OliveBot 8 days ago
I have Bieber hair and I love my hair I don’t know why Jason is mad