FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 26, 2011

C’mon, Andy — don’t you want to be prepared when the zombies show up?

In case of a Klingon landing, accidental or not…In case the Borg come to assimilate us…In case the Mogadorians from I Am Number Four come to decimate us first…

Oh yeah, in case whatever-it-is that threatens the Earth in Green Lantern comes back for a second run…(haven’t seen that movie yet)

Hey, zombies are REAL. How else do you explain corporate america

Kidding aside, here are a couple books on the (zombie) subject by Wade Davis, noted anthropologist / ethnobotanist /Harvard scientist: Davis, Wade (1985 & 1997). The Serpent and the Rainbow. Davis, Wade (1988). Passage of Darkness.

in case of an earthquake I heard an expert say the worse thing you can do is get under something that will collapse. He said you have a better chance if you lay beside a structure even a desk as it will crush as far as it can and then support heavier structures that fall on it leaving a space around it that you can survive in.

In case you missed it, here’s the CDCs’ recommendations for the Zombie Apocalypse

every comic is about jason nowadays

In case of nuclear attack, get in your lead-lined refrigerator. Worked for Indiana Jones!

Preparing for a zombie apocalypse actually has benefits for other emergency situations, so…

Groan What is it with people believing that zombies are going to overrun the world? It’s not going to happen!

The advice Jason gives is wrong. Most desks and tables are not designed to support the weight of a building faling on them. Its better to be on the floor next to heavy equipment like a fridge or car.

Jason prepares to play HvZ.

man i wish i could get my nerf guns to do that!

Everyone knows zombies have to be decapitated or set on fire. Fitting the saw blades on the nerf gun should be easy enough (Gordon Freeman could do it). Now to fill the super soaker with flammable liqiud :)

@Doctor11you’re absolutely right…the vampires who currently run our government won’t let them!

Al Gore invented zombies.

In case Shredder takes over New York…In case Team Rocket starts looting our Pokémon…In case Rita sends us a monster to destroy our city…In case the Decepticons invade our country…

Some scientists think that puffer fish venom, and some other ingredients, can be used to make “zombie powder”.

yeeeeah… they also have angles.. erm.. “taking advantage of” women (can’t say the “r” word here) in scripture and the earth is flat and so on and so on.

If you ask me, that sounds fun,(the nerf gun stuff)

Jason, In case you didn’t know…Zombies aren’t real.

i want one of his nerf guns(real bad)

The CDC has a plan for a zombie apocalypse.

Call bloom and doom seed companies

HD

Is it just me, or did the strips suddenly get bigger?

Can we talk about how clean the pen point is rn

I would replace the tips of nerf bullets with bb bullets or I would put sowing pins through the bullet to give it a sharp tip. I would also put flammable liquid in my water guns and have a lighter handy.