FoxTrot by Bill Amend for July 31, 2011

The script is a little thin, but the sound effects by Paige are spectacular.

The zoom works to make it readable.

You’re a dead man again, Jason Fox!

I’m getting “twin spins” (double strips) in my e-mails.

Before making comments about HER shoes, I highly recommend cleaning your side of the closet. It’s hard to explain why you still have your Beatle Boots, how tassels are still cool on loafers, and that you are really going to get around to patching those Red Ball Hip Waders one of these days. Still, I don’t own any red leather and she better not.

It’s been nice knowing you, Jason.

If I had a deathwish (which I don’t except that I’m a firefighter), I would want to go out in a bigger way than over new sandals and new sneakers.

He sure loves his shoewiches.

Hmm. Is there something about Godzilla today? I know very little about him. But Sherman’s Lagoon has a Crabzilla. Not that it’s funny.

Quincilla is about to face his nemesis-Mega-Paige!

extreme close-up

Time for another Slug Man adventure against the Paige-O-Tron!

You’re all missing the real reason why Jason is a dead man..It isn’t PAIGE who’s going to have to shell out the money for new shoes.

Paige got off easy, as a kid my brother used to tie me to a tree.

I want a reptile now. It can chew my little brother Haa, haa!