At least in Oprah Winfrey’s target audience.
Now, Dr. Phil – did he love to say the word “issues” as if it had eight or nine syllables and at least 15 occurrences of the letter S?
The weight of the eggs and the flour should equal the weight of the butter and sugar. Thank you, Shirley Corriher!!!!!
Go listen to John Cage’s “4:33”.
Then, in the immortal words of Michael Stewart, “Thank god I’m old!” Happy hour is much more fun.
“English is the result of Norman men-at-arms attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids and is no more legitimate than any of the other results.”
— H. Beam Piper
Even better: Jason keeps Quincy out of Paige’s room, or Jason’s allowance goes to replace whatever Quincy chewed up, plus a second one.
Or religion.
Wait until a few years from now, when a driver more focused on their cellphone than what’s in front of them almost hits a kid, and Mrs. Olsen intervenes.
Since when do eight-year-old boys get that worked up over the concept of a “babe”? That’s two to three years away.
How is “Wormegay Priory” “Wednesday Pancakes” and not “Wednesday Pizza”?
At least in Oprah Winfrey’s target audience.
Now, Dr. Phil – did he love to say the word “issues” as if it had eight or nine syllables and at least 15 occurrences of the letter S?