FoxTrot by Bill Amend for August 12, 2012
Transcript:
Paige: Dare I ask? Jason: I'm going to sneak up on Peter while he's swimming and give him the scare of his life. Brace yourself for some screaming. AAAA! LET GO! AAAA! Paige: I thought you meant screaming by Peter. Peter: Mom, how much butter do we have? Jason: I'm not a real giant lobster! Let go of me! AAAA!
(sigh…) Oh, Jason, I don’t have much else to say about you… Your schemes NEVER work.