FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 09, 2012
December 02, 2012
December 16, 2012
Transcript:
Peter: Nice Hobbit costume. Jason: Thanks. I'm pretty sure I'll be the best Bilbo Baggins at the theater on Friday. My suit is perfect...my walking stick is perfect...my pointy ears are perfect...my hairy feet are perfect...the only thing I'm worried about is this replica "Sting" sword I bought on clearance. Peter: Looks good to me. Jason: How it looks isn't the problem. sword: Ev-ryyy breaaath yooou taaaaake... Jason: I'm guessing there was a slight miscommunication with the manufacturer.
The stalker song that is sometimes played at weddings. I can see how Jason could use that in the future. Play it in Paige’s room while she’s trying to sleep from somewhere she can’t see, for instance.