FoxTrot by Bill Amend for April 21, 2013
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Transcript:
Roger: In the sand trap?! Are you kidding me?! It's the first hole of the day. I'm allowed a Mulligan. In the water?! Are you kidding me?! It's my first round of the year. I'm allowed a double Mulligan. Out of bounds?! Are you kidding me?! It's the first time I've played golf in this shirt. I'm allowed a triple Mulligan. Peter: I wondered why you wanted a cart with a trailer hitch. Roger: What comes after "quintuple octo"?
That’s why my uncle never buys golf balls these days. I ride next to the golf course, and my horse picks up the balls for me. Just because you use expensive balls, doesn’t mean you hit any better! And if they got on my trail, I figure they must be lost. Uncle Steve gets a box of golf balls every Christmas, and sometimes sooner!