FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 21, 2014

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Jason: Paige, you're into fashion. Any way you could hook us up with a clothing manufacturer? Paige: Huh? Jason: With Apple and Samsung making bigger and bigger phones, Marcus and I think we've figured out the next big thing in pants. SPANDEX POCKETS! Got a big 4.7 inch phone? This stretchy back pocket will accommodate it fine! Got a bigger 5.5 inch phone? This stretchy back pocket will STILL accommodate it fine! Marcus: Got a 27 inch monitor you want to bring to a lan party? Jason: You were supposed to let me say, "Oh, there's one more thing..." Paige: Guys...