FoxTrot by Bill Amend for September 06, 2015

Transcript:

Peter: What's wrong? Jason: I have a paper cut on my lip. Peter: Ouch...I've done that. Were you licking envelopes? Jason: Um, no. Peter: So what were you doing? Jason: Nothing. Don't worry about it. Peter: You were kissing your homework again, weren't you. In case no one's ever told you, you have a very weird love life. Jason: Trust me, these were really hot math problems.