FoxTrot by Bill Amend for November 15, 2015

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Peter: Is that the new Starcraft expansion? Jason: "Legacy of the void." Yeah. My plan is to practice night and day and get really, really good at it so I can play professionally and win boatloads of money at tournaments. Peter: I thought you were trying to be a "Rocket League" pro. Jason: That was before I realized I'd never be good enough at that game. Peter: And before that weren't you trying to be a "Dota 2" pro? Jason: That was before I realized I'd never be good enough at that game. Peter: And before that there was "League of Legends" and "Counter Strike" and "World of Tanks" and what was that first game where you were positively determined to go pro? Oh, yeah, it was the last Starcraft expansion. Jason: Look, if you're trying to say something, just say it!