FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 17, 2007

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Coach: Fox, maybe we oughta try you out on defense for a while. Peter: Because I look like a guy who can really stick a tackle? Coach: No... Peter: Because I look like a guy who can run back and interception? Coach: No... Peter: Flush out the quarterback? Coach: No... Peter: Strip the ball? Coach: That wasn't what I was thinking? Peter: Why try me at defense, then? Coach: Because you're really lousy at offense. Peter: Say, did they ever find out whose car I hit with that pass?