FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 26, 2007
Transcript:
Guy: You know what we do to guys who throw parties without beer?! Peter: Um, we've got swamp water punch. Paige: Let go of him! Guy: Who are you?! Paige: Someone you don't want to mess with. My friend over there is on the phone with the cops right now, so I suggest you and your party crashing pals go back to wherever you came from. Guy: That might be tricky- that place called the cops too. Peter: Ok, heart, you can resume beating. Paige: Nice gorilla costumes by the way!
Beer tastes like actual crap