FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 03, 2008
June 02, 2008
June 04, 2008
Transcript:
Paige: Nicole, what if we get caught? Nicole: We aren't going to get caught. Paige: What if our parents find out. Nicole: They aren't going to find out. Paige: What if we go through life tortured by the knowledge that we stole a CD from this store? Nicole: Paige, this is a mall. In two months, this store won't even be here. Paige: Ah, the complicated ethics of modern life. Nicole: Think of this as one less item they'll have to bother liquidating.
This is the updated version. Originally she talked about the ethics of the 90s