FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 11, 2008

Transcript:

Jason: I can't believe Eileen and Phoebe would pull such a wretched stunt! Making a fake map so we'd wander smack into three acres of solid poison ivy... what they did was the product of sick, twisted minds! It was rotten and sinister and cruel and depraved and callous and wicked and downright mean! Could it be, Marcus, that some girls aren't so bad after all? Marcus: Speak for yourself. I had a leaf up my shorts.