FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 10, 2009

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Jason: Stupid psychics. Paige: Why do you say that? Jason: I want to go back to my planet for lunch, but traveling at the speeds I do, relativity theory tells me that you all will have aged thousands of years by the time I return, you'll be nothing but dust by then. What a pity. Paige: That we won't meet again? Jason: That I won't get to watch you shrivel up. Paige: Jason, I wouldn't be so sure you'll be outliving me...