FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 11, 2009
May 09, 2009
May 12, 2009
Transcript:
Nicole: What's on the cafeteria menu for today? Paige: I can't make it out. Something must've gone wrong with the copier- all the words are un-recognizable blobs. Nicole: Well, that's not exactly helpful. Then again... Paige: Actually, the menu's blobs seemed more appetizing.
dhubb over 15 years ago
Best school lunch - chili and a cinnamon-roll.
txmystic over 15 years ago
Just name it after the sound it makes when hitting the plate—in this case, today’s offering is “GLOP!”.
shredder32 over 15 years ago
In that case, Glop sure beats Shplort!
yyyguy over 15 years ago
what about gashplukt?
musicnut1986 over 15 years ago
Aaaaaahh, the fond memories of school cafeteria lunches. (Where’d my Pepto go)?
josh_bisbee over 15 years ago
I actually liked the cafeteria Food. Of course, we also had a pizza/pasta line in High school
sabresoo over 15 years ago
Did anyone else ever notice that creamed spinach was always served on the same day that the school lawns were mowed?
cwreenactor over 15 years ago
Aahh. Memories of the green chicken noodle “goup” and the mystery meat, ad nauseam.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 15 years ago
That menu wasn’t smeared, that was descriptive.
comicsgeniusguy almost 14 years ago
What about Spaceman Spiffs Cafeteria’s-Tapioca monster?