FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 03, 2009
November 02, 2009
November 04, 2009
Transcript:
Andy: Jason, honestly! It's bad enough that you planted these creepy surprises throughout the house the week before Halloween... but the week after?! Jason: Actually, I planted them all last week. It's just that people didn't find a lot of them. Andy: We found over two dozen! How many could be left?! Jason: If I started to laugh maniacally right now, would that get me into trouble?
I used to be a habitual prankster until I started being the target all the time.
I tuned the radio to a foreign language station, volume to max. and also turned on the turn signal, windshield wipers - anything else that powers up when you turn the key. I also hooked up a turn-signal switch to the right headlight so the car would “wink” at the others as it was driven at night. I also hooked up a smoke bomb and a “Piccolo Pete” to go off when he started the car. The friend that was helping me was out for blood, however. He partially unwrapped about 1/4 pound of Limburger cheese and stuffed it under the rear seat cushion. My single friend that owned the care went on MANY unsuccessful dates until - 3 MONTHS LATER - his brother discovered the source of the stench while on a long drive. They had to pull over for the dry heaves…