FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for June 25, 2010
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Voice: Hello, everyone. This is the captain speaking. I just want to draw your attention to the view out of the left side of the aircraft. We'll be passing over the Grand Canyon shortly, and it's an absolutely beautiful sight. Think of this as your reward for choosing to travel with us today. Naturally, this flight from Chicago to Boston will be getting in a little later than scheduled.
At this rate I would be looking for the Sydney Opera House sometime later. Hey Roger, a word of advice if you EVER get to Boston, “Stay off of the MTA”! (Remember the song of the “Man who never returned”)? Your luck is rancid!