FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 05, 2011
July 04, 2011
July 06, 2011
Transcript:
Jason: So where'd you hide Phoebe's journal, you thieving prankster? Marcus: I told you, I didn't take it! Why won't you believe me?! Jason: Marcus, we found your fingerprint at the crime scene! It's obvious you're the culprit! Marcus: So?! I believed you when you denied your guilt! Jason: I just had motive, opportunity, and a track record- this is a fingerprint, larceny-boy! Marcus: Keep it up and you'll have knuckleprints, too.
That is a public bench, so his fingerprint isn’t really all that incriminating! I’m sure there are thousands of sticky kids’ fingerprints all over it!!