FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 21, 2011
September 20, 2011
September 22, 2011
Transcript:
Computer: Welcome, Paige. Jason: Check your e-mail! Check your e-mail! Computer: You have 23,291 new messages from Jason. Jason: Hee hee. Computer: Deleting all Jason: What?! You aren't going to read any of them?! HAnd-crafted span just isn't worth the trouble. Peter: Was that you I heard typing all night?
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ about 13 years ago
I see the Fox family still uses an iFruit computer…
skeeterhawk about 13 years ago
Jason would spend that much time and effort, when it’s obvious Paige wouldn’t read all, if any of it? He’s not a very efficient pest. Considering his IQ, I thought he’d know better. I guess all humans have flaws.
kab2rb about 13 years ago
Paige you are smart to delete your pain of a brother.
The Life I Draw Upon about 13 years ago
I am disappointed in Jason. The uber geek could have made an automated AI “spaminator” that would send her an infinite number of spam, telemarketer messages, and on hold musack until the operating system’s demise.
dflak about 13 years ago
Ok, so you can send out a half million spams for $100. That’s still not free. Somebody must actually respond to this stuff, or people wouldn’t do it.
I guess it proves that PT Barnum was right.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 13 years ago
Wow — I was amazed when a friend (who reads comments but never posts) e-mailed me that she’d seen my “honor” defended on the Sept 20th Foxtrot.
Took me a day to figure out there were two Foxtrots, old and new, but now I can thank Viper and JP Steve — thank you! — and respectfully invite dflak to read the Sept 19th Get Fuzzy
A joint effort, not just my silliness but everyone, male and female, making some… gre..a…… um….goo…. ok horrible…puns.