FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 04, 2011
October 03, 2011
October 05, 2011
Transcript:
Roger: Jason's got quite an ambitous project underway. Andy: Oh? Roger: He's designing a robot that'll do all of his laundry, all of his cooking, pick up his messes and obey his every command. I told him if he added some lipstick, he'd have the perfect wife. Make sure you give it a sense of humor. Jason: How'd you hurt your nose?
gmccormick about 13 years ago
Wasn’t that the plot for The Stepford Wives?
legaleagle48 about 13 years ago
He’s lucky it was only his NOSE that got hurt.
BigChiefDesoto about 13 years ago
GREAT IDEA!!!
tmt about 13 years ago
That was a well deserved punch.
Doctor11 about 13 years ago
Roger this is one of those times where you should’ve kept your mouth shut.
AStarofDestiny about 13 years ago
Amazed he didn’t show up in the last panel crouched over and holding another part besides his nose.
Strod about 13 years ago
Whoa! Domestic violence! I do appreciate the humor, but it kind of gives a twisted message.
NE1956 about 13 years ago
I think the obey every command was a little much. Next time, Roger, say it in your head before you say it out loud.
aaron9287 about 13 years ago
What in the world made him think she was the best person to tell that joke to?
Stephen Gilberg about 13 years ago
Andy once said she loved Roger for his sense of humor and seemingly nothing else. Keep this up and there could be a divorce.
bossyheifer about 13 years ago
Let’s see, mom already does all that stuff for Jason so what’s the purpose of the robot again?
REDROCKER51 about 13 years ago
SEE? Wives have no sense of humor !!!
DerkinsVanPelt218 about 13 years ago
@Grant. With the age Jason is at, it would be more like ‘’Weird Science’’.
shewith5 about 13 years ago
Heck, I want one!
The Life I Draw Upon about 13 years ago
If I was Mom I would get funding and demand the prototype for myself. As to the joke tell him put a paycheck in the robots hand and it would make the perfect hubby, then tell him to do the dishes.
Tricorvus about 13 years ago
Mine would like to put in an order for one with no lipstick but long hair. Then I could go out and he’d never miss me. :D
kfaatz925 about 13 years ago
LOL, Tricorvus! I hear that…