Transcript:
Girl: Why, Herr DrosselRoger, what an interesting gift.
Man: It's a nosecracker.
Girl: A what?
Man: A nosecracker. It cracks noses.
Girl: What am I supposed to do with a nosecracker? OW!
Man: I'd suggest giving it away. That's what I did.
Ah! Ah! Progress to 2nd REM stage! Quickly! Quickly! (A corny neuroscience joke!)