FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 23, 2011
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December 24, 2011
Transcript:
Girl: Who are you? Sugar Plum Fairy: I'm the sugar-free plum fairy. Girl: I thought this part of the ballet had lots of desserts and candles in it. Sugar Plum Fairy: Yes, well, more sensible heads prevailed, thank goodness. Gone are the dances about chocolates and candy canes, instead, I shall perform to music inspired by lima beans, cauliflower and other nutritional foods. Girl: All I hear are crickets chirping.
Mom will be making her own music if she eats those foods before dancing. She might have the stage all to herself, too.