FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 18, 2012

Transcript:

Andy: Roger, the sweetie, don't be depressed just because some guy you lorded over in college is now a multi-gajillionaire. With his own jet. And six houses. And a yacht. And a private island. I mean, look at what you've got: An adoring wife... loving children... how's it get better than that? Roger: You left out his supermodel girlfriend. Andy: I repeat, you have a wife... loving children...