FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 15, 2012
February 14, 2012
February 16, 2012
Transcript:
Jason: I'll chop carrots for the salad. <chop!> <chop!> <chop!> <chop!> <chop!> <chop!> <chop!> <chop!> AAAA! I CUT OFF MY FINGER! CALL 9-1-1! I realize it'd be more convincing with ketchup, but I'm saving that for when I grate the cheese. How come I always have to go set the table?!
He shouldn’t be helping at all.