FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 10, 2012
Transcript:
Peter: Jason, move it. I'm trying to come down the stairs. Jason: So?? Why do I have to move?! Why do I have to yield?! Why does little brother Jason always have to clear a path for big brother Peter?! <Whump! Whump! Whump! Whump! Whump!> Peter: Because I'm coming down with my old twin mattress? Jason: Ironically, now that I want to move...
Strange he couldn’t see that mattress coming. Maybe those eyeglasses need adjusting.