FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 09, 2012

Now how to see where you’re going when trying to avoid eye contact on Paige’s immodesty?

At least her bikini will look more appropriate for summer than Peter’s hoodie sweatshirt.

We’ve seen Paige in skimpy clothes. She looked kinda like a frankfurter.

Hey guys, you don’t look at your sister.. you look at her friends…

Yup, Jason IS on to something since I’ve seen Paige’s swimwear and it makes me cringe EVERY time at how immodest it is.

Never look directly at the Sun or your sister.

Will they wear sunglasses at night so they can keep track of visions in their eyes?

let’s hope it’s not as small as the one she wore to the boys’ soccer game that one time.

Amend is always making points about how crazy to the point of embarrassing girl’s clothing gets.

Us otters always wear fur coats, rain or shine.