FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 07, 2013
January 05, 2013
January 08, 2013
Transcript:
Jason: Paige, I've been trying to defeat the red orb guardian for over a month! He's the toughest video game foe I've ever faced! How on earth did you get past him?! You stink! Paige: If you want an answer, that's no way to ask. Jason: Ok, ok, you don't stink. Paige: That's not what I meant. Jason: How on earth did you get past him?! More cookies? Paige: Much better. But I said "Fresh baked."
Surely you couldn’t possibly want any cookies he could bake. And I don’t think you want him persuading your mom (tofu cookies, not-yum). Unless a nearby grocery or specialty shop makes them fresh enough for you, this may be a lose-lose situation.