FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 21, 2013
Transcript:
Jason: How'd your haircut go? Peter: How'd it go? Picture this... I spent 45 minutes in a chair with a former lingerie model running her fingers all over my head and neck. And htey only charged half-price because she's still in beauticians school. Jason: I guess the halfpricepart sounds ok. Peter: Best haircut ever.
He reminds me of the crazy old man in my hometown who would stand on a street corner, with his pants pulled down to his ankles singing “The Old Gray Mare…..Oh, she ain’t what she used to be…..”