FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 30, 2013
May 29, 2013
May 31, 2013
Transcript:
Paige: Sir? Before you pass out the exam, I'd just like to point out how finely I sharpened my pencils today. And how straight I'm sitting in my chair. And how I arrived to class 30 seconds early. And how coordinated my outfit is. And- I figure even infinitesimal extra credits have to add up. Nicole: You left us five minutes to take the test, Paige.
Paige’s anti-intellectualism is tiresome. She needs to take more interest in academia and less in fashion and boys. I blame her home environment; her parents provided no intellectual stimulation when she was small, apparently, & now it is too late, she is going to be a vacuous airhead.