FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 26, 2013
Transcript:
Jason: "This coupon entitles Jason Fox to one life-sparing the next time his iguana chews up one of my things. Paige: Merry Christmas, little brother. Jason: This is really nice of you, Paige. Paige: You're welcome. Jason: Come on, Quince- let's go pick something out! Paige: It wasn't meant as an invitation!
“Meant” or not, Paige can’t say she’s surprised. (Or, at least, shouldn’t.)
Good one.