FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 02, 2014

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Peter: What are you doing? Jason: Surfing the various ifruit rumor sites on the web. Next week is the big fruitworld computer ex and sometimes product announcements leak out early. Peter: This says future ifruits will sport self-cleaning keyboards. Jason: Naturally, a lot of these rumors are absurdly ridiculous. Peter: This one says their processors will finall yreach 1.5 GHZ. Jason: Cae in point...