FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 31, 2014
Transcript:
Jason: Peter, Paige needs you to move the car so she can get her bike. Peter: I parked in the same spot in the garage that I always do. There’s plenty of room to get to the bike rack. What’s the problem? Jason: That her bike wasn’t in the bike rack. Peter: So that’s what that crunching sound was. Jason: I tried to explain to her the effect relativistic speeds have on your eyesight.
Paige should put her bike to the rack. So, it is her own fault.