FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for July 22, 2015

Gee, I hate to know what Jason cooked up to make a substitute brown sugar utilizing that chemistry set of his.

@TEMPLO S.U.D.Or things like Splenda™ or “I Can’t Believe This Is Butter”™?

Or sugar or salt? Or everything else in the world? It’s all chemicals, kiddies.

Peter may have finally learned his lesson about the dangers of gluttony.

For someone SO smart…

I see Jason is continuing is “gross everyone else out so I can eat them all” campaign.

A lot of the “ingredients” in Food, I don’t believe would be considered “Food” when viewed alone!

Correction: “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter”™

“Mmm—extra flavor …” [drool]