FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 22, 2016

If you’ve got to wear a ribbon around your neck, you might as well tie it in a bow.

I can never understand why businessmen wear a noose around their neck. Although I can understand it for lawyers and politicians.

And Jason joins the Bow Tie Revolution.

Einstein was brilliant, but he swore against rote memorization. “Why memorize something I can look up in a book?” He also IIRC had rather lousy school grades. Maybe not the best role model for improving your grades, Jason…

Bow Ties rule, Time Lords and Science Guys and TV chefs agree

And fezes.

Nobody understands genius.Maybe Jason was the role model for Mollymauk in “Lord Love A Duck”