FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 18, 2018

All that lost blood from the mosquitoes’ bites has made Roger crazy.

Leach Lake might appeal to Roger for the next vacation…

Come on, be fair! He took the trouble to plan a vacation, take the family and still stay positive despite everything!

How long for the symptoms appear?

(From MAD Magazine) ♫ My body has calamine lotion…my body’s as sore as can be…the flowers I gathered for Granny…turned out to be poison ivy…Don’t touch, don’t touch…You’ll get a rash from ivy (ivy)…It will itch bad…and it looks worse than acne… ♫

Will he even notice that no one else sees the humor in the bumper sticker?

More biting humor.

You could never afford a divorce, Andy, plus you’ll probably end up with full custody of the kids.

People in tents are the soft tacos of the bear would.

My prediction was right, right?

Those are some serious knitting needles Andy brought with her…