FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 31, 2020

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 4 years ago

    two months early for All Hallows’ Evening are we?

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    RobinHood  about 4 years ago

    Paige has pretty good precision with that butcher knife.

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    jpayne4040  about 4 years ago

    Pumpkins have the creepiest smiles.

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    Pappyvtx  about 4 years ago

    “Because” You put a SMILE on his face, Paige! lol

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    petermerck  about 4 years ago

    Always cut the mouth last so you don’t hear them scream.

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    mourdac Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Maybe they’re in charge of the hereafter….

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    michaeljwolff  about 4 years ago

    “Let’s put a smile on that face!”

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    Dkram  about 4 years ago

    “OH!! You didn’t tell me you were going Kill It!!!”

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    BiggerNate91  about 4 years ago

    That’s not their smile, Paige. Those are big holes carved into their beautiful face.

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    Lightpainter  about 4 years ago

    I was always grossed out by pulling what seems like orange snot out of the pumpkin. I liked carving the face, though.

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    JD'Huntsville'AL  about 4 years ago

    Bull: Sir, I finished my pumpkin.

    Harry: Bull, it looks like you just punched it with your fist.

    Bull: I did.

    Mac: Why didn’t you use a knife, Bull?

    Bull: Hey, what a great idea!

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    kab2rb  about 4 years ago

    Paige you go one more step and really takes time, take pumpkin seed out ready to bake, and it does make interesting treat of a snack. Pumpkin tastes in foods is coming back.

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    paranormal  about 4 years ago

    That’s a blond for you…

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I put out a jack o lantern last year, and a squirrel or chipmunk ate its face the first day.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 4 years ago

    They smile for the same reason as some of the Joker’s victims.

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    cherns Premium Member about 4 years ago

    In the Alien Nation Halloween episode “The Night of the Screams,” Susan Francisco, learning about Terran customs, prepares to “mutilate the vegetable.”

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    Mentor397  about 4 years ago

    Honestly, it’s probably why they’re smiling. Where do I sign up?

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    Daeder  about 4 years ago

    It’s the standard, post-lobotomy grin.

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