FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 03, 2020

I should rub my upper lip to get my mustache faster

He was disinhairited.

And you lived to tell about it!

I must have rubbed my ass too much.

Dad if that works let the bald men know.

Too little, too late….

So, the reason hair grows out my ears is that I scratch them?

Not so far fetched as it sounds….

Sometimes Roger doesn’t have both oars in the water…

Roger… Seriously, why did you do that? I mean, come on, do it in a room where Peter ISN’T! You should know better.