FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for February 08, 2023

as if a parent would have childish penmanship like Jason’s

tell ya what – give him the chemistry test … let him drink stuff

Jason you know full well you’ll ace the test. Go home before you give whatever you have to everybody else.

One of the classic strips.

(signed) Epstien’s mother

Oh to have had a child like this. I would be living in a Elon Musk style resort now.

That one did not age well, past 2020

Ms. Wormwood and Ms O’Malley could have some stories to share.

why not, my sister did. As soon as she was done with her test the teacher let her call home.

Jason? It’s a lot to ask, but act like a normal kid for once. You know that this isn’t right….

Let him take the test before he goes home. It’ll only take him a coupla minutes.

Well, this sure didn’t age well

Is Jason insane…

Why isn’t Jason in an advanced class like the 9 year old boy who graduated high school and is now enrolled in college?

Miss O’Malley is not related to Officer O’Malley from Cheech and Chong fame, fyi

Signed, Epstein’s Mother

Never knew Jason was Asian.