FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 04, 2023

Yes, mystery it is. Though, if you ask your sister she might give you a hint.

Mom you have endangered your sons life!

Andy can ruin anything

He could use floral soap before working with bees.

Wait! The family (unwillingly) eats vegan, or at last vegetarian meals, but Andy purchases soap made with cow by-products?

He’s a walking hot dog.

Some dogs are just mean for no reason.

Considering the stuff Andy cooks for supper, they might try eating the soap! The dog obviously likes it.

I’m pretty sure Mickey D’s still use beef tallow to make the fries.

Sounds like a lye.

If there is “beef fallow” soap then there must be “dog balls” soap, problem solved Peter just get yourself some and you will have a friend forever.

No wonder the dog keeps going after him, if he’s smelling of beef tallow.

Mistakes him for a rawhide chew bone.

If Andy is as much a vegetarian as it seems she would use a plant based soap.

Real piranhas don’t normally bite humans.

I like the bandages on his hat. I sure hope that particular bite heals.

A-ha!