Transcript:
"Frazz, who's the best teacher at your school?"
"Mr. Burke, easily. He's gotten more kids through the 3rd grade."
"I'm confused. I thought that old bat Mrs. Olsen taught 3rd grade."
"She does. Burke teaches 4th grade."
"Ah. A 245-pouund carrot."
Oh… I think I get it. Carrot on a stick? Funny.