Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 17, 2001
Transcript:
"I wish I were Jewish." "Mmmhmm. Is this a Hanukkah thing?" "Yes! Is it so wrong to wish my holiday lasted eight whole days?" "Well, considering I was getting Christmas catalogs in August...the city has had decorations up since Halloween...we've been hearing Christmas carols on muzak for eight weeeks..." "All right, Mr. Anti-Scrooge..." "...A month straight of 'It's a Wonderful Life'..."
I hate Christmas Creep. Why can’t stores just wait for the proper time