Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 20, 2003
Transcript:
"Mr. Uhrmann! Mr. Uhrmann!" "If parts of the Midwest are in the eastern time zone, why aren't parts of the Mideast in the western time zone?" "Because the northern Euphrates flows south, of course." "It's noon, and your substitute teacher still hasn't quit." "The Uhrmanator is not human."
This is what happens when a kid like Caulfield grows up and decides to become a teacher.