Transcript:
"I assigned my class an essay, 'What I want to be when I grow up."
"I got back 19 janitors."
"They want to be Frazz, 'Is what.'"
"...And one free-range marshmallow peeps rancher."
"That one would actually be Frazz."
"And I only have 19 kids in my class!"
Only 19 kids in a PUBLIC elementary school?!? Now I KNOW this is fantasy!