Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 26, 2004

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children: I got the new trauma-rama video football game! Real-time hits, and next-generation animation. Nothing is left to imagination! I got an authentic radio-controlled Dodge Magnum with instant-proficient controls. Totally intuitive interface. No learning curve whatsoever! I got GPS walkie-talkies so my mom and I know where each other are all the time. Absolutely no wondering! What did you get for Christmas, Frazz? Frazz: Books, mostly. children: Lucky.