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Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 23, 2005
March 22, 2005
March 24, 2005
Transcript:
"I thought America was the land of opportunity." "Well, I'd like the opportunity to be 6-foot-five, but I don't think I'm going to get it." "The "land of opportunity" should have an office where I could complain." "You'd have to go to Barrow, Alaska." "That's where they'd put the office?" "That's where the line would start."
In the 4th panel, check out Caulfield’s mustache! I know that he doesn’t really have one. No 8-year-old does! But it sure looks like it!