Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 10, 2005
Transcript:
"You are ruining those." "Guacamole ruins corn chips?" "Guacamole is mushed-up vegetable. Corn chips are mushed-up vegetable flattened and fried in fat." "So what are you going to do with your half of the MacArthur Fellowship?" "If they gave genius grants for deep-frying everything, Tom's Diner would have one already."
Corn is a cereal, not a vegetable.