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Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 08, 2006
May 07, 2006
May 09, 2006
Transcript:
"Benjamin Disraeli said there are three kinds of lies:" "Lies, damn lies and statistics." "Nine out of ten people say that was Mark Twain." "There are three kinds of punch lines: obvious, painfully obvious..." "I thought the Twain bit added an extra layer."
KZ71 over 10 years ago
Yeah, don’t forget that 79% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
paulrharvey3 about 10 years ago
Well, you’re half right.
DKHenderson 4 months ago
Pretty much any old quote can be attributed to either Disraeli, Twain, or possibly Winston Churchill.