Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 18, 2007
Transcript:
FRAZZ BY JEF MALLETT Mr. Burke: So I assigned: name the worst invention in the past 100 years, and defend your choice. Frazz: I bet you got S.U.V.s. Mr. Burke: Three of them. Also two singing fish plaques. One bike shorts. Mr. Burke: Three of one kind of spam and one of the other. Ring tones, of course. Celine and Ozzy. One neighbor's leaf blower. But best of all: Madison's sloppy, last-minute hastily written, bleary-eyed excuse for a paper. Frazz: To make the case for a bad invention? Mr. Burke: February television sweeps week. Frazz: An eloquent case at that!
I wish I had Mr. Burke.