Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 18, 2007
March 17, 2007
March 19, 2007
Transcript:
FRAZZ BY JEF MALLETT Student: Is that your guinea pig's real hair? Frazz: It is. It reminds me of my favorite musician back in the day! Student: Is that why his name is Lyle? Frazz: It is. Student: Was it always that way? Frazz: It was not. Not until he chewed through the school's wiring. Student: Is that why Mr. Spaetzle's hair will never, ever look like that? Frazz: He was bald before this school had wiring OR guinea pigs. PRINCIPAL
Why in this world Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett is beyond my ability to comprehend! He was ten years older than her and fifty years uglier!!!